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‘National Energy Guarantee’ Aimed At Securing Power For Australian Households And Malcolm Turnbull

Posted by on Oct 17, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Australian families and the Prime Minister will be able to enjoy reliable power for the foreseeable future, following the announcement of...

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Energy Policy: Australia To Be Entirely Powered By Tony Abbott’s Bullsh*t By 2020

Posted by on Oct 17, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Tony Abbott’s ongoing bullsh*t will provide enough energy to power the nation for a generation, a Coalition policy report claims....

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Archbishop Urges ‘No’ Vote: “It’s About Protecting Children. And We Know About Protecting Children”

Posted by on Oct 15, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

The Catholic Archbishop of Sydney, Anthony Fisher, says if there’s one thing the Catholic Church can lecture others on, it’s...

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Immigrants Taking All Our Jobs

Posted by on Oct 12, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

People arriving from other countries are stealing some of our best jobs, it has been revealed. In some cases, unskilled migrants are...

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Weinstein Responds To Sexual Harassment Claims: “I Will Run For President”

Posted by on Oct 12, 2017 in Entertainment, Satire | 0 comments

Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein has finally responded to shocking sexual harassment allegations, saying the only appropriate thing...

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Crazy, Ranting Man Claiming To Be Former Prime Minister Of Australia

Posted by on Oct 10, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

A deranged, agitated man gate-crashed an event in London today, claiming he was once the head of an industrialised nation. In a rambling,...

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Trump Shows Off Stylish New Trump Windbreaker™ Product Line At Puerto Rico Hurricane Shelter

Posted by on Oct 5, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

US President Donald Trump has used the opportunity of a trip to Puerto Rico to spread awareness of his fabulous...

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Office Worker Rewards 12-Minute Stretch Of Work With Quick, 40-Minute Check Of Social Media

Posted by on Oct 5, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

After a solid eleven and a half minutes labouring over a spreadsheet, office worker Ben McInerny today treated himself to a quick browse...

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Republicans Urge Americans To Respect Moral Authority Of Laws Written By Slave Owners

Posted by on Oct 4, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

Leading voices in Congress have reminded the American public that gun ownership is enshrined within the constitution, a document conceived...

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US Legislates Mandatory Thoughts And Prayers To Curb Mass Shootings

Posted by on Oct 3, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

Strict new laws implemented today will require Americans to think and pray daily, in radical new measures designed to reduce gun-related...

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Macklemore Dispute: Abbott Calls For More Pop Songs About Heterosexual Relationships

Posted by on Sep 29, 2017 in Entertainment, Satire | 0 comments

As the furore over US star Macklemore’s NRL grand final appearance continued, former PM Tony Abbott said it would be nice to have...

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Cory Bernardi To Call 1 Million Households To Chat About Gay Sex

Posted by on Sep 28, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Australian Conservatives leader Cory Bernardi will spend the weekend chatting with Australian mums and dads about homosexual...

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Belle Gibson Makes $410k Fine Disappear By Following Amazing New Diet

Posted by on Sep 28, 2017 in Entertainment, Satire | 0 comments

Wellness blogger Belle Gibson has amazingly overcome the $410,000 fine handed to her by the Federal Court today, flushing it out of her...

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“If Only We’d Known He Was A Flawed Candidate Before The Election” Disillusioned Americans Say

Posted by on Sep 26, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

Disheartened Americans are wishing there was some kind of sign or warning that Donald Trump would turn out to be such an intolerant,...

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More Australians Requiring Thumb Replacements Due To Increased Demands Of Scrolling

Posted by on Sep 26, 2017 in Entertainment, Satire | 0 comments

Hospitals have reported a growing incidence of ‘thumb decay’, as people spend more time scrolling to find something remotely...

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Sign Language Interpreter For Trump’s UN Speech Just Using Middle Fingers

Posted by on Sep 21, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

Experienced United Nations sign language interpreter Julia Marizo said her translation of Donald Trump’s speech involved nothing...

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“I Will Reduce Crime In Victoria,” Matthew Guy Tells The Shovel In Exclusive Interview That Cost Us $10,000

Posted by on Sep 19, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Victorian Opposition Leader Matthew Guy is the man to put an end to Melbourne’s rising crime rates, according to the man himself...

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Turnbull Backs Yes Campaign, Just Wishes He Was In A Position To Do More

Posted by on Sep 19, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown his support behind the ‘yes’ campaign in the upcoming same-sex marriage survey,...

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BREAKING: Todd Greenberg to wrestle live bear in new initiative to boost NRL crowds

Posted by on Sep 15, 2017 in Satire | 0 comments

National Rugby League CEO Todd Greenberg has today made a shock announcement about a controversial new initiative. The NRL came under...

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Barnaby Joyce Calls For Removal Of ‘Biased’ Rainbows From Sky Until Plebiscite Concludes

Posted by on Sep 13, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Saying they should ‘get out of his face’, Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has called for a total ban on rainbows, at least until the...

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