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56 Year-Old Little Girl Desperate For Attention

Posted by on Aug 17, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

A little Queensland girl was today excitedly asking people to look at her while she tried out a new trick. The girl – who is almost...

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Changing Australia Day “An Insult To All Dual Citizens”, Politicians Say

Posted by on Aug 17, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Members of the House and Senate have joined Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull in condemning the Yarra City Council’s decision to...

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Earth Named Universe’s Most Liveable Planet For 2 Billionth Year Running

Posted by on Aug 16, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

Earth has been named the most liveable planet in the universe for the 2 billionth year in a row. The annual report by The Economist, which...

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North Korea Conflict: World Leaders Wary Of Negotiating With Crazy, Unpredictable Despot, And Kim Jong-Un

Posted by on Aug 16, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

As tensions between the US and North Korea heighten, world leaders say it would be wise to tread carefully when dealing with the...

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Turnbull Rushes To Verify Cayman Islands Citizenship Status

Posted by on Aug 15, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

As more and more members of Parliament fall foul of section 44 of the constitution, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has made frantic...

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Evidence Mounts Of New Zealand Interference In Australian Election

Posted by on Aug 15, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

The kiwis might be f*cking with us, it has been revealed. New evidence presented yesterday suggests the New Zealand government planted a...

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Jacqui Lambie May Be Dual Citizen Of Tasmania, Office Reveals

Posted by on Aug 14, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

The office of Independent senator Jacqui Lambie was in crisis this afternoon, after the 46 year-old conceded she may hold dual citizenship...

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North Korea Threatens To Completely Photoshop America Off The Map

Posted by on Aug 11, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un says he could have the US wiped out with just the click of a mouse and a few retouching shortcuts....

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Mia Freedman Sits Down To Write Daily Article And Apology

Posted by on Aug 10, 2017 in Entertainment, Satire | 0 comments

Saying a regular routine was the key to a successful writing career, Mamamia founder Mia Freedman sat down this morning to punch out her...

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Hackers Demand The Immediate Destruction Of All Future Episodes Of The Bachelor

Posted by on Aug 9, 2017 in Entertainment, Satire | 0 comments

Less than 24 hours after hackers released to the public scripts of future Game of Thrones episodes, an anonymous group of hackers has...

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Postal Plebiscite: “What’s ‘The Post’?” Young People Ask

Posted by on Aug 8, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

The Federal Government has announced plans to spend $122 million on a same-sex marriage postal plebiscite, with at least $115 million of...

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Direct Correlation Between Shitness Of Ringtone And Time Taken To Find Phone In Handbag, Research Confirms

Posted by on Aug 8, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

The more infantile a person’s ringtone, the longer it will take them to realise the phone is theirs, search through their handbag,...

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Government Calls Emergency Meeting To Resolve Best Way Of Doing Nothing

Posted by on Aug 7, 2017 in Politics, Satire | 0 comments

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull called together his party for crisis talks this evening, to consider the different options available for...

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Growing Global Inequality Driven By 7.52 Billion People Not Being Billionaires, Experts Say

Posted by on Aug 3, 2017 in Business, Satire | 0 comments

The growing problem of global inequality could be solved overnight if 7.52 billion people did the right thing and came billionaires, a new...

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NAPLAN Results Could Be Gooder, Government Concedes

Posted by on Aug 3, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

The Federal Government admits literacy and numeracy skills should of improved fasterer, following ten years of NAPLAN testing. The...

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5 Tips For People Worried About Same-Sex Marriage

Posted by on Aug 1, 2017 in Satire | 0 comments

One of the most hotly contested ideas of the last few years is being debated again. Should we allow two people of the same sex to get...

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Trump Promises ‘Jobs For All Americans’ (One At A Time As Communications Director)

Posted by on Aug 1, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

President Donald Trump has made good on his promise to put all Americans in work, with each of the 250 million employable-age citizens to...

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Trump Issues Fifth Final Warning To North Korea On Missile Launches

Posted by on Jul 31, 2017 in Satire, World | 0 comments

Donald Trump says he will definitely and absolutely, without a doubt, possibly launch military action against North Korea if they...

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I Went Without My Phone For A Week And, Oh Fuck This Is Such A Boring Article

Posted by on Jul 31, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

Have you ever stopped and wondered what it would be like if I had to live without my phone for a week? Nah, me neither. Problem is,...

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Change.org Launches New ‘Select All’ Function, To Allow Users To Sign All 83 Million Petitions At Once

Posted by on Jul 28, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

Concerned citizens will now be able to more easily make a real impact on the issues that matter to them, with a new function that allows...

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