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New Hipster Bar Now Selling Jam In Schooner Glass

Posted by on Jun 18, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

A local pub in Bondi has started selling organic, fair trade raspberry jam in schooner glasses, after realising they were throwing away 40...

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Criminal Activity Higher Among Those Born With Pixelated Faces, Study Finds

Posted by on Jun 10, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

Children born with pixelated faces are up to seven times more likely to rob a bank or be part of a real estate scam in adulthood, a...

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Melbourne’s Coldest Morning Of The Year; 18 Queenslanders Found Dead

Posted by on Jun 8, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

Melbourne woke up to a chilly 4 degrees this morning, the coldest of the year so far. Eighteen former Queenslanders died. Experts say...

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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Tissue In Your Washing This Morning

Posted by on Jun 7, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

ISIS has released a statement saying it is behind the tissue which became dispersed through an entire load of washing this morning, just...

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Fuck, It’s June

Posted by on Jun 1, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

It is the sixth month of 2017, experts claim.  While it may seem like late March, calendars have confirmed that it’s actually fucking June...

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White Guy With Straw Fedora Survives Entire Party Without Touching Guitar

Posted by on May 30, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

Callum Whitebridge, a 28-year-old Brisbane man, has shocked his peers by lasting an entire house party without touching the acoustic...

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Majority Of Weight Loss From Diets Due To Energy Used Talking About Diets, Research Finds

Posted by on May 25, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

People who follow fad diets burn up to 15,000 calories a day just telling their friends and family about it, new research has found....

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#VanLife: 6 Midnight Pissing Hacks (And The Instagram Filters To Go With Them)

Posted by on May 25, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

You’re an adventurekin millennial about to trade rental slavery for the elusive freedom that only the owner of a 1999 Toyota Tarago with...

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Science Is A Hoax, Man Types On Small Electronic Device That Can Do Everything

Posted by on May 23, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

Science is an elitist fraud, a man has typed on a 150 gram device that can take photos, make phone calls, pinpoint his location, tell him...

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This Millenial Turned An Avocado Into A One-Bedroom Apartment And Now Has A Mortgage Of Just $18

Posted by on May 18, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

Meet Daniel Jacobson, the 25 year-old engineering graduate who turned a plate of smashed avocado on toast into a cosy one-bedroom...

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Out Of Touch Guy At Work Still Talking About Trump Crisis From Yesterday

Posted by on May 18, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

58 year-old James Ronsworth was this morning still talking about yesterday’s Trump crisis as if it was the most recent scandal that had...

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Job Fears For 90% Of Millennials After Latte-Art Robot Invented  

Posted by on May 17, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

The vast majority of people under the age of 30 are at risk of losing their job, after a scientist developed a robot that can do latte...

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Man Who Threw Pie At Alan Joyce Sentenced To 24 Hours On A Jetstar Flight

Posted by on May 11, 2017 in Local, Satire | 0 comments

The man who smashed a cream pie into Qantas CEO Alan Joyce’s face has been ordered to spend an entire day in Jetstar economy. Mr...

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